Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.
Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver. Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies? Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!
Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit. Bunty: Quite interesting, But how? Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!
Pappu: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Bunty: Which girlfriend? Pappu: Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet!
Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6? Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market. Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!
Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!